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2007 Tour Rules

"The Wood, The Dad & The Uglies" Tour Devon 2007

Tour Rules

Permanent Rules

  • Any adult found drinking soft drinks will be fined and could find themselves in court.
  • No Pointing (elbows only)
  • No Swearing (includes all references to the round ball game)
  • Left hand drinking only
  • Tour shirts, once issued, to be worn at all times .  At present it is intended to play at least one of the matches in tour shirt, final call subject to playing conditions.
  • You must join in on all group song calls, where you must know most of the words, not just the choruses.

2007 rules

  • The words yes & no are to be replaced with Yup & Nope respectively.
  • Greetings generally & hello specifically to be replaced with "Howdy Partner"
  • There will be a "SPECIAL HAT" which will be worn for a minimum of an hour at a time and the wearer must have been nominated by the previous wearer with at least 2 seconding nominations.
  • A "YEEE HAH" call means the wearer of the "SPECIAL HAT" at the first time of the call must start off a tour song by singing the first verse/section solo with EVERYONE else joining in thereafter.  Only one "YEEE HAH" call per hour.

Those that looked closely at the recent budget would have noticed the tax increase on tour fines taking them up from 20p to 30p, but with an introductory sweetener for 2007 only of 30p each or 2 for 50p.

Sneaks will be announced at Van A40, just across from Saloon Dibben, where you can tie up your nag, at 5pm on Friday, along with the tour judge and the 1st wearer of the "SPECIAL HAT".  Therefore attendance is COMPULSORY. Tour shirts will also be dispensed at this time and the commencement of tour rules will be announced.

Court will be held on Sunday evening, exact time to be announced.  Attendance at court is COMPULSORY.  Tour continues with rules until Monday.  The time tour rules will cease will be agreed on Monday.  Court punishments can & will carry over to Monday.

Posted on Monday, April 2, 2007 at 09:18AM by Registered CommenterSteve | CommentsPost a Comment

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